Total Medals Earned: 155 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,570 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (35/495 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Listen to all songs
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 6/21 (60/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (110/395 points)
Reload any weapon 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Equalize 500 targets
???
Flip a gun 100 times
Play for 4 hours
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 5/26 (55/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
150 Kills in a match
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 10/20 (125/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Reach space
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/150 points)
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Gigantor survives the battle
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
